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(Dir:) Ilya Naishuller

Nobody

Tuesday, March 08, 2022
Preposterous. Overblown. Completely unbelievable. But incredibly entertaining. Bob Odenkirk stars as Hutch Mansell, an everyday loser who always forgets to put the garbage out, sleeps with his back to his wife and goes to a crummy job. In Edgar Wright fashion we get to witness his monotonous routine; we’re fed quick snippets of each part of his day, repeated again and again. This...

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(Dir:) Kornél Mundruczó

Pieces of a Woman

Sunday, March 21, 2021
Pieces of a Woman is what happens when rich, entitled white folk have bad shit happen to them. Do they take responsibility for their bad decisions? Ha! Of course they don’t. They blame anything, everything and everyone they can. The film begins with a technically virtuosic sequence where the lead character Martha (Vanessa Kirby) goes into labour. She’s got an awesome apartment, has...

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(Dir:) Paul Greengrass

News of the World

Wednesday, March 17, 2021
When it was announced that Paul Greengrass was making a movie called News of the World, I legitimately thought he was making a gritty, documentary-style expose of the demise of the British tabloid of the same name; a probe into the phone hacking scandal. Instead it turned out that he was making a Tom Hanks western. I was intrigued. I really shouldn’t have...

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(Dir:) Brian De Palma

Dressed to Kill

Friday, July 03, 2020
For all intents and purposes, Dressed to Kill is a remake of Psycho. Both films have a lusty female lead who gets horribly murdered at the end of the first act. Both films have a killer who has conflicting personalities. Both films have men dressing up as women. And both films are obsessed with showers. However, the quality of the films are vastly...

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(Dir:) Clint Eastwood

American Sniper

Monday, June 29, 2020
There’s a scene in American Sniper where Bradley Cooper’s character, with complete sincerity, says that America is the greatest country in the world. As if the worth of countries can be quantified and as if America would be anywhere near the top if they could. I feel that there’s a complete lack of objectivity in American Sniper. Clint Eastwood obviously feels that Chris...

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(Dir:) Todd Phillips

Joker

Sunday, October 06, 2019
I’m pretty sure that the backlash has already begun. Joker arrived on a wave of critical praise, even managing to win the Golden Lion at the Venice Film Festival. But even now there are rumblings that it isn’t very good. Blah blah incels. Blah blah Scorsese rip-off. Blah blah Joaquim’s a ham. First of all, as regards the incel stuff. Thank fucking Christ...

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(Dir:) Bryan Singer

Bohemian Rhapsody

Sunday, October 28, 2018
For someone who led such a colourful life as Freddie Mercury, Bohemian Rhapsody is a remarkably coy film. Everything is kind of kept at arm’s length - Mercury’s sexuality, his famous parties and his complicated love life. The stuff is there, on the surface at least, but we never delve into details. The film is much more interested in the band’s performances than...

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